OLD PEOPLE
(Sung to the Tune of "Short People" by Randy Newman)
old people got no reason
old people got no reason
old people got no reason...to drive
they have little sense...failing eyes
they drive around...and they terrorize
they've struck several people
and dragged then underneath
they are often confused
when they're driving down the street
well, i...don't think that old people
don't think that old people
don't think that old people...can steer
old people are all the same...
they cannot drive...(they really can't drive)
those evil seniors...
will hit you and you'll die...
in a terrible way
old people killed somebody
old people killed somebody
old people killed somebody...today
they have busted up some legs
and laid folks low
they cannot get back up
after such a blow
they drive speeding cars
that go beep beep beep
then they lose attention
and they sleep sleep sleep
they got dented little fenders
and senile little minds
they're causing accidents
most all the time
well, i...don't think that old people
don't think that old people
don't think that old people...can steer
