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by Carly "Remer" Worland:
Barfbag Forever
("Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zepplin)

Barbrady Rhapsody
("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)

We Didn't Choose to Live Here
("We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel)

Smiley Town, Colorado
("Hotel California" by The Eagles)

South Park Medley
("Abbey Road Medley" by The Beatles)

Terrence & Philip
("Jack & Diane" by John Mellancamp)

Principal Victoria
("Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes)

Sympathy for the Devil
("Sympathy for The Devil" by The Rolling Stones)

Please Mr. Garrison
("Please Mister Postman" by The Beatles)

Mr Hat and the Gay Teacher from Afar
("Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars" by Bon Jovi)

General Cartman's Drunk and Happy Gang / The Betrayal of My Two Friends
("Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band / With a Little Help From My Friends" by The Beatles)

Estella
("Beth" by KISS)

Great Expectations
("Great Expectations" by KISS)

Three Years Old Now
("Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty)

Kenny's Got A Gun
("Janie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith)

Commercialism's Out
("All Over The World by Strange Fruit" from the movie Still Crazy)

Nobody Bleeds Forever
("Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles)

Timmy's Fame
("Penny Lane" by The Beatles)

Seven Types of Pie
("Seven Seas of Rhye" by Queen)

It's My Fate To Die Forever
("Who Wants To Live Forever" by Queen)

Everybody's Got something to Hide Except Me And My Turkey
("Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey" by The Beatles)

It's My Wife
("It's My Life" by Bon Jovi)

Tweeks's Theme
("Flash's Theme" by Queen)

Beefcake Man
("Nowhere Man" by The Beatles)

Don't Fear The Reaper
("Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult)

Hey Hey, We're the Melvins
("Hey Hey, We're the Monkees" by The Monkees)

God Gave Snacky Cakes To You
("God Gave Rock N Roll To You II" by KISS)

Cartman's Little Pony
("Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles)

Mrs. Broflovski
("Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles)

Blainetology
("Ma Belle Amie" by Tee Set)

Hippies Shouldn't Breed
("Only Women Bleed" by Alice Cooper)

Together In Our Flatulence
("Together In Electric Dreams" by Giorgio Moroder with Philip Oakey))

South Park, Colorado
("Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Owie Owie Owie
("Yummy Yummy Yummy" by Ohio Express)

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Can't Do That)
("I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meatloaf)

Crappy Christmas
("Happy Christmas [War Is Over]" by John Lennon)

Summer Sun
("November Rain" by Guns n Roses)

Got A Diploma
("Part of the Union" by The Strawbs)

Space Oddity
("Space Oddity" by David Bowie)

Oh Tim Tim
("Oh My My" by The Monkees)

I Hate You Guys
("We Will Rock You" by Queen)

Hey Dude
("Hey Jude" by The Beatles)

I Don't Believe I Belong With These Rogues

The Ending's Always Gory
("The Never Ending Story" by Limahl)

Didn't You Guys See Them?
("Don't You Know Who I Am" by Happyland)

South Park Groove
("New York Groove" by Ace Frehley)

Friends On New Years Eve
("Me and Bobby McGee" by Jnis Joplin)

The Entity Came Down to South Park
("The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels)

Every Sperm is Hated
("Every Sperm Is Sacred" by Monty Python)

Bring Kenny Back
("Give Peace A Chance" by John Lennon)

Sit Down, Shut Up
("All By Myself" by Eric Carmen)

33 Fetuses
("99 Red Balloons" by Nina)

33 Fotusse
("99 Luftballoons" by Nina)

Piss It Off
("Lick It Up" by KISS)

Ballad of the Oppressed
("Father And Son" by Cat Stevens)

Butters Stotch
("Mack the Knife")

Sparky, My Queer
("Martha, My Dear" by The Beatles)

Panda Bear
("Panama" by Van Halen)

I Wanna Know Who Dad Is
("I Wanna Know What Love Is" by Foreigner)

I Have No Control (When I Have Candy)
("Make Me Lose Control (Turn The Radio Up)" by Eric Carmen)

I Will Survive
("I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor)

Spit On Me
("Lean On Me" by Club Nuveau)

Don't Hold It In
("It Won't Be Long" by The Beatles)

Gay Mountain Town
("Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles)

Kenny And The Rats
("Bennie And the Jets" by Elton John)

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
("Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade)

Undies
("Angels" by Robbie Wiliams)

All You Need Is AIDes
("All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles)

You Go Nyha, I Go Hnyha
("Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles)

I'm Just A Turd
("Free As A Bird" by The Beatles)

Fourth Grade Dirtbag
("Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheetus)

Testaburger
("My Sharona" by the Knack)

Cover of the Crack Whore
("Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook)

You've Sinned Again
("You Win Again" by the Bee Gees)

Dude Just Give It Up
("Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)

Wonderful Christmas Songs
("Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney)

Bally Chin
("Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield)

Jewbilee
("Holiday" by Madonna)

Invaded by Richers
("Hazy Shade of Winter" by Simon and Garfunkel)

Fingerbang
("Back for Good" by Take That)

Holistic Medicine
("Mother Nature's Son" by The Beatles)

Hooked on Fonics
("Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede)

Knights of the South Park Digest
("Knights of the Round Table" by Monty Python)

Keeping the Veal
("Watching The Wheels" by John Lennon)

Succubus
("Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly)

I Guess That's Why They Call It Curse Word
("I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by Elton John)

Gotta See The Trailer
("Lookin Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

All I Have To Do Is Bleed
("All I Have To Do Is Dream" by the Everly Brothers)

A Hate Crime
("A World Without Love" by Peter & Gordon)

Spookyfish
("Sloop John B" by the Beach Boys)

Let's Experiment
("No More Lonely Nights" by Paul McCartney)

An Anal Probe
("Eternal Flame" by The Bangles)

Have To Replace You
("I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts)

The Price Is High
("The Tide Is High" by Blondie)

Frosty's Alive, Gotta Run
("Merry Christmas Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens)

The Turd
("The Turd" by Bette Midler)

Kept The Way We Were
("Just The way You Are" by Billy Joel)

The Boobs On this Girl
("The Fool On The Hill" by The Beatles)

Happy New Year
("Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Around The City
("Paradise City" by Guns 'n' Roses)

Conjoined Twin
("Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd)

Claim Our Candy
("I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow)

Mom
("Babe" by Styx)

The Struggle of Always Was
("The Battle Of Evermore" by Led Zeppelin)

Try To Bomb The Harbor
("I Think I'm Turning Japanese" by The Vapours)

Rhinoplasty
("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)

Death Camp of Tolerance
("Last Train to Clarksville" by The Monkees)

2WT
("2HB" by Bryan Ferry)

Total Douche
("Perfect Day" by Lou Reed)

The Great Planearium
("The Great Pretender" - Freddy Murcury's Version)

Paint With Poop
("Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones)

Stutters and Stammers
("Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells)

Magic Poo Choo Ride
("Magic Carpet Ride" by Stepenwolf)

Science Fiction / Triple Feature
(from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Classical singer
("Daydream Believer" by The Monkees)

Meteor Shower Tonight
("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by The Monkees)

All Get Along?
("Life On Mars?" by David Bowie)

Eating Lesser
("Under Pressure" by Queen)

Like Little Boys
("All Of Your Toys" by The Monkees)

Fluffy
("Easy" by Faith No More)

Come On Groovy Gang
("Scooby Doo, Where Are You?")

Hot Pig
("Hot Dog" by Led Zeppelin)

Gobbles
("Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin)

Messed Up Dude
("St. Elmo's Fire" by John Paar)

Without You Here
("Forever Autumn" by Jeff Lynne)

Hellbent Little Twit
("Randy Scouse Git" by The Monkees)

Since He Got Pink Eye
("Run To Paradise" by The Choirboys)

Known As Bear With Wide Canyon
("Into the Great Wide Open" by Tom Petty)

Gangin' Together
("Happy Together" by The Turtles)

Reality
("Thank U" by Alanis Morisette)

Quilted Paper Flowing
("Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

We're Stuck Alone
("I Drove All Night" by Roy Orbison)

Black Hearted Woman
("Black Country Woman" by Led Zeppelin)

My Airline Rage
("Bicycle Race" by Queen)

Don't Know 'Bout Our Country
("Power to the People" by John Lennon)

Cartman's Hand
("Piano Man" by Billy Joel)

Gay
("God" by John Lennon)

Shenanigans
("Don't Pass Me By" by The Beatles)

Cigarettes
("Saltwater" by Julian Lennon)

Raisins Alley
("Creeque Alley" by The Mamas and the Papas)

We've Joined The Law
("I Fought The Law" by The Clash)

Tragical Anime Tale
("Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles)

Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat
("Baby You're a Rich Man" by The Beatles)

Our Tooth Racket
("Dr. Robert" by The Beatles)

Givin' Birth To The Anti-Christ
("Got To Get You Into My Life" by The Beatles)

Club House
("School Days" by The Runaways)

Stupid Spoiled Whore
("Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue)